I like being alone, but I also enjoy hanging out with some male friends besides my husband. I noticed I have only a few Japanese friends. Spending time with foreigners is much more fun. Anyway, I'm a private person. My mother used to tell me people wouldn't need so many friends if they got along with family members and had money. All my friends are so lovely and make my life great.

I usually spend time at their places while relaxing and teasing them. Most of my friends, a few people though, are always exhausted and homebodies. Only one friend, a pilot, takes me to many places during the limited hours. He is educated and sophisticated but boring sometimes. One of my friends is always a pervert and can't stop telling silly things. The other tries to act cool, which annoys me. I asked him never to text me a thousand times, but he never listened to me. I can't give the cold shoulder to people who obey me like little puppies.

Teasing them is the most exciting and enjoyable thing for me. Learning about different cultures is also pleasant. I found two diapers on the floor of a friend's kitchen. I thought he sometimes brought someone's wife with an infant to his house or wore a diaper. The truth was that his ex-wife sent him lots of diaper covers in two boxes for donation. I looked at those diapers     upstairs. Donation of diaper covers isn't common in Japan. I called him Diaper for a while, and he got upset and delighted.